I should be an adult about this, but I won't

In fact, I plan to be super immature. I plan to be rude and pouty and generally disagreeable toward all my friends. 

I hate this.

I am a bitch.

I'm skipping school tomorrow to go shopping. I also plan on sitting alone in a dark theater to watch Sex and the City for 2 hours and 15 minutes, and then driving myself to rehearsal for two hours. My day will be spent alone.

I cannot wait.